Sims 2: This Post is ON FIRE

[sheelal]

Time for more Sims!

Grant is slowly figuring out this “having a kid” stuff.

He’s also figuring out smart milk, since for a while, he had the highest aspiration.

Not sure I have anything to add. Glowing Steve learned to walk pretty quickly.

Oh, wait, I do have something: WHAT THE HELL, GUYS

Seriously, don’t ignore the poor kid. Wait until he’s already IN the crib.

Babette and Grant’s relationship friendship (?) has survived this far.



I don’t know. She’s still not in love with him, but they live together, regularly have sex, and have a kid. Common law marriage of convenience?

Clearly it is time to break the monotony with a little… DANGER. Danger, like…

…COUNTERFEITING MONEY.

She loves her new money machine.

Maybe Babette is just too practical and/or completely nuts to fall in love. Unless it’s with a counterfeiting machine.

Grant has a great job, but does not love his sucktastic car. (Also, wave hi to the Macrotastics Box. It’s lonely out there.)

Eventually, I realized that toddlers can’t use cheap showers, and require baths. So I broke down and bought one.

While taking these shots, I discovered the cause of the distorted screenshots: excessive zoom. If you avoid zooming and do everything by panning around and moving the camera up and down, the distortion doesn’t happen, or at least, it doesn’t happen as noticeably.

Still pretty stretchy, though.

All washed!

For lack of any other content, I used the Clothing Tester to throw Grant into a bunch of random NPC outfits.

Grant the Police Officer!

Grant the Repo Man! (Unrelated to the Opera.)

Grant the… UPS Guy, I guess.

…okay, that’s enough fun with the clothing tester.

And finally:

NOOOO NOT MY TRUE LOVE

Don’t worry; she managed to save her counterfeiting machine. And her house.

Until next time!